Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
Life on the Fast Lane
Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours.
- Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
- Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk.
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he's holding a gun. D'oh. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!
Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?
- Me fail English? That's unpossible.
- Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
Guess again. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
I Dated a Robot
Look, last night was a mistake. Do a flip! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
- I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
- OK, if everyone's finished being stupid.
The Late Philip J. Fry
Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
The Series Has Landed
I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?
- Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
- No. We're on the top.
- I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!
- And why did 'I' have to take a cab?
My Three Suns
OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. No argument here. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. It must be wonderful. And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
Go Your Own Way
I'm doing mental jumping jacks. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! Hello, Dexter Morgan.
Hello, Dexter Morgan. You look…perfect. I'm partial to air conditioning. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I'm partial to air conditioning.
- Like a sloth. I can do that.
- I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before.
- Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment.
Like a sloth. I can do that. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I'm really more an apartment person. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Watching ice melt. This is fun.
The Damage a Man Can Do
You all right, Dexter? I'm partial to air conditioning. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be. Like a sloth. I can do that.
- I'm doing mental jumping jacks.
- I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.
- I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.
- Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment.
In the Beginning
This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.
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Boxed Farmland Bead Maze
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Playful Elephants Bead Maze
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Round and Swirley Bead Maze
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Shapes and Stars Bead Maze
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Simple Sea Animals Bead Maze
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